Hahaha !! Hope I got you into looking in this thread by the sheer magnitude of the title
Anyways, since all of us mostly know the legendary Chuck Norris (WHAT? you don't know about him? May your soul rest in "pieces" then !! hehe) I've decided that I should probably stop spamming the CE Conference box with awesome Chuck Norris Facts.
Those who are still alive inspite of never hearing about Chuck Norris, still have a chance to reach the average life expectancy,
by clicking this link.
Now that everyone on CE fears GOD and Chuck as well
, lets start a super cool thread about the bestest of CN facts...
Following are the top 10 favorites of mine:
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
and this one is my favorite one !!
10. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Keep 'em coming CEans !!
